I may not have a stick of my own, but I know how to handle one, none-the-less. You don’t get to be a woman my age without learning a thing or two. A stick here in this resort community gets quite a workout. That’s because we like to show our visitors a good time. Of course, our locals use their sticks a lot, too. Nearly every day. Some, if they’re in good shape, can even be seen handling their sticks several times a day, but that can wear a person out, so I wouldn’t recommend it.
Here’s where I want to help you out by suggesting a product that makes stick-handling smooth and effortless, fast, but not too fast, so the enjoyment lasts longer. After all, you want to be flying high for as long as you can. No premature releases, for sure!
The product is called Mr. Zogs Sex Wax, and it is guaranteed to give your stick the ride of its life. It’s sold in many shops along the Oceanfront and online. No, don’t thank me. This is a public service announcement from a little old lady in the resort town of Virginia Beach. I’m not even getting paid for this. Can you believe it? I just want you to have the best time of your life with your stick. So run out and get some Mr. Zogs and enjoy.
You did know I was talking about surfing, right?
Coming East 
LOL! I did know… but even so… my mind wandered elsewhere. 😉
Haha, Robin. Good for you for knowing surfer lingo, especially now that you live so close to the sea. Maybe you’ll get your own stick someday.
lol you are too funny. 😆
I did. I’m from CA, Dudette. I prefer Sticky Bumps Day-Glo, myself.
That might be better wax, but I like the name of mine, Bud! Of course you would know what I was talking about, Dude.
I wonder how many people saw this and ordered some. Are you still hanging out at the surf shop?
This was a different surf shop than the one at Hilltop. This one is down on 17th street, next to the Star of the Sea Catholic Church. It’s the best surf shop in the area. I saw a whole bunch of small surfboards that were called “sticks” right on the front of them, and then I saw jars of Mr. Zogs. Do you think a blogger like me could leave that alone, Patti?
You are riot! I thought you meant board all the time I was reading.. great play on words… DAF
George and I were in our favorite surf shop, buying a body board for our son-in-law, and I saw that jar of surfboard wax, DAF. The name was too good not to do anything with it.
I am still laughing so hard my stomach hurts!
You find surfing funny, 50’s and Beyond?
Whew. Thought I had stumbled onto the wrong site. Or that you had taken a definitely un-Susan-like turn. Here in Michigan most people don’t think about surf boards, and if we did, we would call them by their appropriate name. Otherwise, everyone would think we were talking about something else.
What would that other thing be, HG? Surely you know by now that I am a perfectly straight-laced, non nonsense kind of gal.
Of course you are.
🙂
That’s what really sold me on Patty when I met her. She could really wax a stick. I think it was because she spent so much time in Hawaii.
Yes, they have big sticks there for sure, Al!
I am so, so very glad you did not include the Mr. Miyagi lesson. I would have to report you to the beach guard as a hazard to navigation…. Oh my oh my. I think I will go take a said-a-give and calm down now.
So sorry to give you palpitations, John. Hope it doesn’t take you too long to calm down.
8P a most enjoyably disturbing post, one that waxed poetic…. oh my
Sounds as if you need a little more time, John.
ROFLOL!! I think the people in the coffee shop thing there is something seriously wrong with me right now. That just made my morning. Thanks mom
I meant THINK! not THING – you have me so flustered.
Wow, I am honored to know I actually made you flustered! Thanks!
Your mom isn’t such a fuddy duddy, is she! Glad I could give you a good laugh.
Thanks for this early morning trip down “the road not usually travelled.” I kept thinking “I should know this, I live in a beach town, a mile from the sandy shore… then I read the lid, “warm water surfing.” It will take a few more years of global warming before Maine is considered warm water. We do, however, have surfers so I should have known ~ I couldn’t get off the hockey field (must be in influence of the Stanley Cup finals this week). Anyway, like you and your writing, glad to see it never spoils!
Haha, Carol. My brother, who used to play hockey, thought it was about hockey, too. I don’t think Maine waters will ever be considered warm!
What a great surprise ending! I thought it was about hockey.
I think I was inspired by this past weekend’s movie we watched.
LOL Actually I DID know you meant surfing…right from the first sentence!…I live in a resort town too! hahahahahaha
Good for you, House! Love the name of that wax, though.
LOL! I was windering till the end what on earth was a ‘stick’, and thinking the worst possible things that it could be!
Thanks for letting me breathe easier:D
Oh, my, where is your mind, Fire Crystals? Certainly it wasn’t my intention to mislead you! LOL
I am sure you had the best intentions at heart 🙂
🙂
No….I know NOTHING about surfing, although I have seen decals on folks’ cars for sex wax. I’m not familiar with the word stick as it refers to surfing though….guess I would if I lived nearer the beach!
Yes, stick is another word for surfboard, Dianna. In one of the surf shops near the Oceanfront, where I took the picture, they even have a smaller version of a surfboard that says “stick” right on it.
I learned something new today: another wrinkle in my brain – as Marshall says!
I hope what you learned, Dianna, is that a stick is another name for a surfboard, not that I am a reprobate.
Yes, definitely the former…!
I think I need a cigarette, but I don’t smoke…lol.
The idea of surfing gets you hot, Life?
Hahahaha!
Was wondering… like the image of you on a surfboard!
I like the image of me on a surfboard, Grandma.