I may not have a stick of my own, but I know how to handle one, none-the-less. You don’t get to be a woman my age without learning a thing or two. A stick here in this resort community gets quite a workout. That’s because we like to show our visitors a good time. Of course, our locals use their sticks a lot, too. Nearly every day. Some, if they’re in good shape, can even be seen handling their sticks several times a day, but that can wear a person out, so I wouldn’t recommend it.
Here’s where I want to help you out by suggesting a product that makes stick-handling smooth and effortless, fast, but not too fast, so the enjoyment lasts longer. After all, you want to be flying high for as long as you can. No premature releases, for sure!
The product is called Mr. Zogs Sex Wax, and it is guaranteed to give your stick the ride of its life. It’s sold in many shops along the Oceanfront and online. No, don’t thank me. This is a public service announcement from a little old lady in the resort town of Virginia Beach. I’m not even getting paid for this. Can you believe it? I just want you to have the best time of your life with your stick. So run out and get some Mr. Zogs and enjoy.
You did know I was talking about surfing, right?